Tummy Toesday and 2 Tails

I am still trying to achieve a full monty.
Actually, I have done terrific full montys
that no one will ever see
because I seem to only do them
when my Lap Lady doesn't have the flashy box with her.
By the time she finds it, I am already done.
It's a good thing that Monty's contest isn't over for a while
because she is determined to get a good picture of me.
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I say, Good Luck, my lovely Lap Lady - it probably won't happen!